We mock the extremes, never the ideas

Find your
political DNA.

12 illustrated questions that only get absurd if you push them. Two minutes, official sources, zero sign-up.

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12: illustrated questions
2 min: on the clock
0: sign-ups required

Energy

How much nuclear power should Britain have?

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Zero nuclear All-in nuclear

A real demo, not a video: drag the scene all the way to the extremes.

Even the cow went photovoltaic. · We tax the piggy bank too. · The airport is the new city center. · A smokestack on every balcony. · The hospital takes gold cards only. · Life sentence for illegal parking. · The army now hands out flowers. · Customs checks between Devon and Cornwall. · Tuition is paid in gold bars. · The form has one field: love. · Even the toaster testifies in court. · Every like needs three official stamps. · Even the cow went photovoltaic. · We tax the piggy bank too. · The airport is the new city center. · A smokestack on every balcony. · The hospital takes gold cards only. · Life sentence for illegal parking. · The army now hands out flowers. · Customs checks between Devon and Cornwall. · Tuition is paid in gold bars. · The form has one field: love. · Even the toaster testifies in court. · Every like needs three official stamps. ·

How it works

No “strongly agree” to “strongly disagree” scales.

Drag

Every question is an illustrated scene. Drag it: the further you push toward an extreme, the more the world exaggerates — until it turns openly comic.

Weigh

One to three stars per topic. The match weighs what actually matters to you, not the average of everything.

Discover

Percentages, a compass and — first of all — the reasons NOT to vote for your match. With literal quotes and official sources.

Banana Party 82%

The product constitution

We mock the extremes.
Never the ideas.

Comic symmetry

The two extremes of every scene are equally absurd. Every illustration passes a neutrality “flip test” before it ships.

Party colors = data

They appear only on dots, rings and the compass — never as decoration, never to steer you. Same size for everyone, always.

Sources always visible

Every party position links to official programs and acts, quoted word for word. The irony never touches the numbers.

The result

Built to be understood. And shared.

An interactive compass with you and the parties, percentages that explain their own math, and a 9:16 story ready for Instagram — in three tones: deadpan, Wrapped or meme.

Your compass you + 6 made-up parties

Banana Party — 63 steps away. Close, but not twins: the match weighs topics, not steps.

Coverage

Every party. Same structure.

In the quiz the parties are real — alphabetically, every party with English seats in Parliament or a steady presence in national polls: same questions, same track-record format, same sources. The examples above use made-up parties instead: no spoilers about your match.