Election day is coming. Again.

You have opinions. On nuclear power. On rent. On the minimum wage.

But who actually agrees with you? No sign says.

Then you take out your phone.

Your thoughts find a home.

12 scenes, 2 minutes, official sources. Nobody tells you who to vote for: it shows you who is like you.

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We mock the extremes, never the ideas

Find your
political DNA.

12 illustrated questions that only get absurd if you push them. Two minutes, official sources, zero sign-up.

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Energy

How much nuclear power should Britain have?

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Zero nuclearAll-in nuclear

A real demo, not a video: drag the scene all the way to the extremes.

How it works

No “strongly agree” to “strongly disagree” scales.

01

Drag

Every question is an illustrated scene. Drag it: the further you push toward an extreme, the more the world exaggerates — until it turns openly comic.

02

Shout

At the end, pick what you'd shout in the piazza (up to 3 topics) and what you'd only mutter. The match weighs what actually matters to you, not the average of everything.

03

Discover

Percentages, a compass and — first of all — the reasons NOT to vote for your match. With literal quotes and official sources.

Banana Party82%

The product constitution

We mock the extremes.
Never the ideas.

Comic symmetry

The two extremes of every scene are equally absurd. Every illustration passes a neutrality “flip test” before it ships.

Party colors = data

They appear only on dots, rings and the compass — never as decoration, never to steer you. Same size for everyone, always.

Sources always visible

Every party position links to official programs and acts, quoted word for word. The irony never touches the numbers.

The result

Built to be understood. And shared.

An interactive compass with you and the parties, percentages that explain their own math, and a 9:16 story ready for Instagram — in three tones: deadpan, Wrapped or meme.

Your compassyou + 6 made-up parties
PROGRESSIVECONSERVATIVESTATEMARKETBANICETEAZZZSOFSCOYOU
Banana Party — 63 steps away. Close, but not twins: the match weighs topics, not steps.

Coverage

Every party. Same structure.

In the quiz the parties are real — alphabetically, every party with English seats in Parliament or a steady presence in national polls: same questions, same track-record format, same sources. The examples above use made-up parties instead: no spoilers about your match.

Logos belong to their respective parties and are shown for identification only.

Two minutes. Then you get to say: oops.

Free, no account, and your answers never leave your phone.

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